How to ditch your date

Imagine, you are out on a very lousy date. You regret after 10 mins into the date
You know your friends are out at a pub having some drinks while you chose this route.

How do you get out? How do you ditch your date?

- Tell her you think her sister is ‘damn Chio’.

- Scratch yourself a lot and when she asks, reply, “Dun worry. My doctor says it’s probably not contagious.”

- Step 1: Point suddenly behind your date and yell, “Look! It’s King Kong!” Step 2: Run away.

- Insist on going dutch. Then start arguing with her about how your portion of the bill should be less.

- Talk a lot about your ex.

- Rub your fingers in your armpits and smell them. If she gives you a look, offer your fingers to him to try.

- Propose.(this is high risk move!)

- Tell her you joined Young PAP or the Opposition.

- Keep telling her how the white the sheets are at Hotel 81.

- Tell her that you have excessive compulsive lying disorder and your are recovering from it. Telk her you are going to the Gents and don't come back.

- Tell her she's needs to lose weight, alot, Twice.