The Happiness of a Complete, Contented Man

What makes a happy, complete man?

When his,

Daughter on the cover of Cosmo.
Son on the cover of Sports Illustrated.
Parents on the cover of Retire Rich.
House on the Cover of Lifestyles of the Rich and Famous
Office on board a Boeing 777
Mistress on the cover of Playboy

and .. Wife on the cover of "Missing Persons"