Top Ten Things Not to Say During Sex

By Popular Demand, here's my recital...

Top Ten Things not to say during sex

10. Can you please pass me the remote control?

9. Do you accept Visa?

8. And to think- I was really trying to pick up your friend!

7. Forza Italia!!!!!!!

6. I think you have it on backwards

5. You mean you're NOT my blind date?

4. When would you like to meet my parents?

3. My old girlfriend used to do it a LOT longer!

2. Hey, when is it going to be my friend's turn?

and....No.1 Thing Not to say during sex,


1. We still have a strong mandate