The Straits Times: 50 years later

I make a point to read the newspapers everyday. Well,almost. Been out of the circle since the World Cup started.

After the second match, with an hour to go to the Brasil game, I was browsing through last 3 days papers.

I realised that there was actually nothing interesting except for the World Cup.No scandals, No deaths , No Opposition Parties getting sued.

Just wondered, what would ,our Straits Times headline, will be in 50 years.
Heres' what I reckon, I would read in my retirement years.....HAHAHAHA...


1. Finally, New Mediacorp Channel to air original local made programmes.

2. Mandatory requirement for Mediacorp artists to attend English Lessons.

3. Bush: US Out of Iraq in “About Three More Months Or So”.

4. Pierre Png junior successfully transplants his kidneys and intestines to some Eurasian chick trying to lose weight .

5. TT Durai opens 2nd Intergrated Resort in Kusu Island.

6. Malaysia Complains RM300 Per Litre “Too Low”.

7. PAP has a strong mandate.

8. Singapore establishes Space Travel.

9. ERP charge to space travel corridor $1,000,000,00.

10.Mass Extinction of Maggie Mee Goreng Remains a Mystery.

11.Last Living Singlish Speakers Found – in Perth.

12.New PM Lee Praises Great-grandparents, Grandparents and Parents for All They’ve Done for Him.

13. MM Celebrates 132nd Birthday.

14. Children finally freed from secret Neverland underground prison.

15. English Manager, Romeo Beckham guides England to the World Cup.

16. You can choose to do your National Service, online.

17. MacDonalds open new chain of garages next to their outlets, McGarage.

18. Karun S’Baram wins the Nobel prize, for the 3rd time.