Wednesday, May 16, 2007

Top Ten Reasons on why there will be Spiderman 4

Well, I believe many have voiced their utmost disgust and dissapointment about the 3rd installment of the The Spiderman series.

I thought Its MY time to take the mickey out of spidey.
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10. With great profit comes great re-usability.
9. Because Cicak man won’t be dubbed in English
8. Still haven't found the perfect opportunity to have Kirsten Dunst sing "The Itsy Bitsy Spider."
7. Aunt May is still alive.
6. Peter Parker will graduate.
5. Stan Lee needs a new solid gold yacht.
4. Venom is still alive and the non comic buffs need to know the orgin of the alien symbiote.
3. Sony already working on Spider-man 4 PS3 game.
2. Four villains = 33% less character development.
1. Need to break the record for the most no of "boh liow" sequels. (currently Nightmare on Elm Street holds the record, 7)

3 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

havent you hrd?

the spidey 4 story idea..

introduction of the new villain - the shrinker.

he is small built, wears "undo" clothes and round thick spectacles - has no superpower but only the invincible "shrinker" - machine from honey i shrunk the kids.

predicament - spidey is shrunk while in confronting the shrinker.

and finally - mary jane sings her all time fav itsy bitsy spider.


will spidey ever go bk to his normal size or remain itsy bitsy all his life?
will there be salvation?


SPIDERMAN 4 - the itsy bitsy spidey.
In cinemas near you, after sam raimi enjoys his holiday in bahamas.

1:15 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

this isnt CMI la pls.
if anything is CMI - it comes frm u. lala....ur jus jealous.

1:39 AM  
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