Encore 2005 : Attention all Flight Attendants......

I recently took a a flight to Hong Kong.The flight was 5.30am in the morning.
Halfway during the flight, I was woken up by a flight attendent.....for my meals


STOP waking us on planes to eat your crummy food. If we're sleeping, let us sleep. Would you want to be awakened in your bed to eat a crappy omelete?

I didn't think so.

Nobody wants to be woken up for anything. You eat when you get up. What is the god damn emergency? You think you have the only food in the world? Last piece of food I'm gonna get in Earth or something?
Food IS available elsewhere!!

Of the 2 things you do in a plane, sleeping is extremely difficult. Eating is very very easy. If we have accomplished the hard one, don't come shaking us to do the moronic one, namely , eating your crappy food.

All we want is to get where we're going and hopefully not be totally exhausted. That's very important to us. Your wake up calls are unneccessary. We'll call you if we are hungry.

Thank You.

(But for attendants with a Thousand Dollar Smile, you can wake me up anytime!
Reinspired by Lovelle, JetStar's cutest Flight Attendant, enroute to Spore from Bangkok)