Measuring Distance

I realised you can measure distance by time.

" How far away is that place? "
" About 15 minutes "

But it doesn't work the other way

" When do you think you can finish this? "
" Around 4 km "

Attention all Flight Attendants......

I recently took a a flight to Hong Kong.The flight was 5.30am in the morning.
Halfway during the flight, i was woken up by a flight attendent.....


STOP waking us on planes to eat your crummy fod. If we're sleeping, let us sleep. Would you want to be awakened in your bed to eat a crappy omelete?

I didn't think so.

Nobody wants to be woken up for anything. You eat when you get up. What is the god damn emergency? You think you have the only food in the world? Last piece of food I'm am gonna get in Earth or something?
Food IS available elsewhere!!

Of the 2 tings you do a plane, sleeping is extremely difficult. Eating is very vey easy. If we have accomplished the hard one, don't come shaking us to do the moronic one, namely , eating your crappy food.

All we want is to get where we're going and hopefully not be totally exhausted. Thats very important to us. Your wake up calls are unneccessary.We'll cal you if we are hungry.

Thank You.

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The Art of War

Sun Tzu was a native of the Ch`i State. The surname "Sun" was bestowed on Sun Tzu's grandfather by Duke Ching of Ch`i . Sun Tzu's father, Sun P`ing, rose to be a Minister of State in Ch`i, and Sun Tzu himself, whose style was Ch`ang-ch`ing, fled to Wu on account of a rebellion. He wrote the ART OF WAR in thirteen chapters for Ho Lu, King of Wu and he was subsequently made a general by the king. He led an army westwards, crushed the Ch`u state and entered Ying the capital. In the north, he kept Ch`i and Chin in awe. His descendant, Sun Pin, born about a hundred years after his famous ancestor's death, was also an outstanding military genius of his time.

The book itself, being the oldest formalized concepts and principles of conventional war and military strategy written about two millenia ago, is still applicable today, not only in military but in business management as well.

13 Interesting chapters I recommend everyone should read.

In the Art of War, Sun Tzu recommended a strategic method to win that rarely required actual war. Spies, diplomats, deception, and a correctly organised internal structure were his main tools. If it came to war though, he had detailed insight into its methods and strategies.

And when I further sourced for more info about Su Tzu I found an interesting fact closely related to the Art of War.

Around 1600AD in Japan, a samurai named Miyamoto Musashi emerged that was literally unbeatable. One time, using his two sword technique, he single-handedly beat over 30 samurai simultaneously attacking him with guns, arrows and swords. The rulers asked him to explain is strategies in writing. Alone in a cave he wrote The Book of Five Rings, a classic that is still used by modern executives and martial artists.

The Book of Five Rings.
Gotta get it.