Thursday, January 17, 2008

Top Ten Signs No One Wants To Be Your Valentine

It's Here...
Saint Valentine's is a saints day commemorating Saint Valentine on February 14.
It is the traditional day on which lovers express their love for each,expressively sending cards, flowers, diamonds and all things bling.

The holiday is named after two men, both Christian martyrs among the numerous Early Christian martyrs named Valentine. The day became associated with romantic love in the circle of Geoffrey Chaucer in High Middle Ages, when the tradition of courtly love flourished.

(correct me if i am wrong)

I am sick and tired to see gals carrying flowers, Teddys in Orchard Road on Vday.
True Love is like Sunshine, All round, All the Time.
It's always there, we NEED to seek it.
To Glorify your love on V-day, I believe is a marketing ploy by Gift Shops.
So, on Feb 14 instead of giving overpriced flowers, chocolates and candies to your loved ones, Ignore the day totally, experience each other just like any other day.

And if you feel like giving, give to the Needy : The Underpreveilage, The Physically Challenged, The Old Folks and donate to the SPCA!

Yes..Yes...to all the ladies who are reading this...I am THAT guy your mummy warned you about.

Nuff Said. Here's my Top Ten

Top Ten Signs No One Wants To Be Your Valentine

10. Phone sex operators keep hanging up on you

9. TCS is starting a new show about you: "S'pore's Least Wanted Idol"

8. You get a heart-shaped box filled with angry hornets

7. You're taking private tutorials on relationships with Britney Spears

6. You have one of them handsome beards--and you're a woman!

5. The last time you got laid was when LKY had Hair

4. Your Dressing and Hair is styled after Tony Tan

3. You spend your vacation collecting Hello Kitty Toys

2. The Pope asks you for tips on celibacy

1. Your Blog address is www.wolfworldnow.blogspot.com

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