I ask thee....

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1. Why do we press harder on the remote control when we know when the batteries are getting weaker?

2. Why do banks charge a fee on "insufficient funds" when they know there is not enough?

3. Whose idea was it to put an "s" in the word "lisp"?

4. How do those dead bugs get into to those enclosed light fixtures?

Signs that You are Obsessed with Baz Lurmann's Romeo + Juliet

Especially for you, Babydolla.You.
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- When you pass a fish tank, you look.........nobody is on the other side.
- You know all of Mercutio's dance moves.
- When you get a letter from a friend, you jump up and down and scream, "News from Verona!".
- When your girlfriend tells you to leave her room,you say "Will thou left me so unsatisfied?"
- Your standard greeting for friends each morning is "Good Morrow!"
- Thy's email is julietmontague@hotmail.com
- When you want to get away from everything, thy drive to Mantua.
- You play dead, when your parents want you to do something that you really do not want to do.
- You go around calling your friends Tybalt, Mercutio, and Rosaline.
- You plan to go Verona Beach for a holiday.
- Thee make a ring with “I love thee” on the inside.
- You decide to have a huge party with fancy dress and you dress as an angel or knight.
- You Forget Nikes or Adidass', you want a pair or Montagues or Capulets.
- You start calling every policeman - Prince

(inspired by SRT's Play, Romeo & Juliet )

Top 10 Signs that You're Not Superman

OKOK! I got excited about what I wrote on Spidey.
Wanted to. Another superhero. And it came to me.The Top Ten

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Top 10 Signs that You're Not Superman
10. Your application to the Justice League was rejected.
9. Your X-Ray vision only enables you to see through glass.
8. You fall over continuously tripping on your cape
7. Your home planet is still habitable, but your father sent you here anyway.
6. Instead of "It's a bird, it's a plane..." people say "What in the blue hell is that shit?"
5. A speeding bullet kicked your ass on the 100 Meter Dash
4. the Only Lex you know is spelled as “Lexus”
3. Lois lane becomes a lesbian. And is involved in a love triangle between Supergal and Catwoman.
2. Exposure to Kryptonite only gives you a ringing in the ears.
1. The only way you got the M&M jar open was by smashing it with a hammer.

( damn i'm good! )

Top Ten Reasons on why there will be Spiderman 4

Well, I believe many have voiced their utmost disgust and dissapointment about the 3rd installment of the The Spiderman series.

I thought Its MY time to take the mickey out of spidey.
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10. With great profit comes great re-usability.
9. Because Cicak man won’t be dubbed in English
8. Still haven't found the perfect opportunity to have Kirsten Dunst sing "The Itsy Bitsy Spider."
7. Aunt May is still alive.
6. Peter Parker will graduate.
5. Stan Lee needs a new solid gold yacht.
4. Venom is still alive and the non comic buffs need to know the orgin of the alien symbiote.
3. Sony already working on Spider-man 4 PS3 game.
2. Four villains = 33% less character development.
1. Need to break the record for the most no of "boh liow" sequels. (currently Nightmare on Elm Street holds the record, 7)

You know when you have seen a Good Movie when...

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- You are discussing the movie bits during Spiderman 3’s climax scene
- You shortlist candidates for the sequel with your friends
- You see the action figures of the characters in 7/11. Batteries ARE included
- The Movie becomes a literature subject in school
- The Movie has no snakes on a plane
- The story begins in Middle Earth
- OR The movie is set in a galaxy Far Far Away
- Jean Claude Van Damme & Steven Seagal were not in the movie
- Not a Antoine Fuqua movie
- Harrison Ford kicks ass in the movie
- Better still, Clint Eastwood kicks ass in the movie
- Even Better still, Marlon brando kicks ass in the movie

(inspired by a conversation with my mogana)