Ambulances

I was in front of an ambulance the other day, and I noticed that the word "ambulance" was spelled in reverse print on the hood of the ambulance. And I thought, "Well, isn't that clever." I look in the rear-view mirror, I can read the word "ambulance" behind me.

Of course while you're reading, you don't see where you're going, you crash, you need an ambulance.

I think they're trying to drum up some business on the way back from lunch.

The flashing and sounding sirens are REALLY difficult to spot and hear, the words are real EASY

Sex

Seems to me the basic conflict between men and women, sexually, is that men are like firemen. To men, sex is an emergency, and no matter what we're doing we can be ready in two minutes. Women, on the other hand, are like fire. They're very exciting, but the conditions have to be exactly right for it to occur.